My pictures are stuck on my camera

I am so upset. I have this camera, and it is a really great one. Only problem, the tines on the recepticle where you plug the cord is are all bent. I have this lap top. It does not have a memory card slot. SO I can not take the card out of the camera to load them that way. I have this really old computer, because my good one broke. It has a memory card slot, but it s the wrong size because I can not get the card in it. I have this nice kodak camera that I can put the great camera card in. Problem there is the kodack wants to format the card erasing all my pictures. So now I want to know how to get my pictures from my great camera onto any computer in the house so I can use them. Any ideas?